me on my way home from class:
oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped
me the second i get home:
whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws
outlaws are wanted
come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it
every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
Everyone would just be happy all the time. And that eliminates pregnancy and STDs. And if people are gonna fuck then maybe they’ll be motivated to make sure the girl finishes cause if you’re not good she can just go back to the vibrator.
seriously the funniest thing about parents not letting you be in the same room as anyone they think you could fuck is their assumption that to fuck you have to be in a bedroom and it has to be night
"no you absolutely cannot sleep in the same room as that boy but of course you can go out in his car with him alone because everyone knows you can’t have sex anywhere but the bedroom ha ha ha what a relief!"