what is your purpose here?

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.
 Owls in the Nest

me on my way home from class:

oh man i'm gonna get so much work done let me make a to do list and get that shit done quickly and effectively i'm so pumped

me the second i get home:

nah

“quote me out of context a lot after i die”

—   jesus, probably (via jesuschristofficial)

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jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

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I have stretch marks.

smallerbenz:

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

(Source: happy-healthy-kitty, via loki-lives-forever)

bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

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if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no

(Source: rubyandmoon, via sendyourlovemyway)

I have a theory if every girl 16+ had a vibrator the world would be a less bitchy place.

sendyourlovemyway:

Everyone would just be happy all the time. And that eliminates pregnancy and STDs. And if people are gonna fuck then maybe they’ll be motivated to make sure the girl finishes cause if you’re not good she can just go back to the vibrator.

angrynerdyblogger:

seriously the funniest thing about parents not letting you be in the same room as anyone they think you could fuck is their assumption that to fuck you have to be in a bedroom and it has to be night

"no you absolutely cannot sleep in the same room as that boy but of course you can go out in his car with him alone because everyone knows you can’t have sex anywhere but the bedroom ha ha ha what a relief!"

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stiles + my favorite lines

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